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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:38

Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Has anyone ever participated in a gang bang and what was it like?
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Still no good
What do you think hell is like?
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is a light therapy mask a good investment?
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What are some difficulties in a JEE aspirant's life?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Just Forget it!
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...